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{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
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{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}
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{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
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